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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Stuff

Okay - I have all of these cool ideas for posts - my issue is that I never have time. So instead of doing a shitty job on one of my good ideas I just do nothing. So I guess I will put some filler out here - so that no one delists me or anything.

Catsup - No I need to know what the fuck and I need to know now! Who uses this word - where did it come from? If I knew someone who willing used this word I would fucking stab them. The word is ketchup. Oh and the only brand of ketchup is Heinz. If you serve something else throw it out - your friends hate you.

TeleMundo - I am a simple country boy and shiny objects fascinate me. I was flipping channels last night and TeleMundo again managed to amaze me. Imagine the hottest Latino woman you can, with a low cut shirt under a business jacket and skirt. Yeah - that was the weather lady on TeleMundo!!! I totally got a semi from the weather lady.

Debra Lafave - This is a big story in the news. A 25 year old teacher (female - oh an retardedly hot) had sex with her 14 year old (male) student. She's going to walk - and there is a flap about "double standard". Yes there is a double standard a 25 year old guy that has sex with a 14 girl should be put in prison for life and gang raped regularly. In this case they should give the kid a medal and a book deal for his "how to" book. Because holy shit I wish I knew how to pull that shit off - I wanted to have sex with about 96% of my female teachers (and 100% of the males).

6 Comments:

Blogger Carly said...

Well, we've been there, done that whole debate over this type of story in Smallbany because of what's his name's wife boinking her high school students. (Her husband apparently found someone new to play with and now that 2nd woman's husband is suing TG. Gotta love gossip.)

The only thing I found interesting about this story is the video footage they showed on tv today - the contradiction of the dark, conservative suit with the f-me high heeled shoes that tie around her ankles.

ho, ho, ho.

3:06 PM

 
Blogger tfg said...

I am the same way with Telemundo. Turn the sound off and it's like soft porn.

11:13 PM

 
Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

Ho, indeed.

12:02 AM

 
Blogger "AG" said...

Sarah sent me here from her blog. I do what she says.

Heinz is ketchup and the others are catsup.

On MSNBC.com the headline reads "Female sex offender gets off with no jail time." Nice.

1:28 PM

 
Blogger Jacq said...

I like Ketchup. The word "Catsup" is gay.

I remember when I was in Italy (air force), and those t.v. stations were like that too. The women were very beautiful, almost waxlike. (Ever see Pamela Anderson's boobs? Don't they look like they're made of wax?? EERIE!)

Yes, there definitely is a double standard with the sex offender cases. But that chick's hair is too blonde. I think the peroxide and bleach has made her stupid. And mental. She looks like a deer in headlights, and when she looks right into them you can hear her say, "The lights are so PRETTY here.." in that little innocent "pinky swear" voice she has. Ooo fa

20 years ago, this shit wouldn't have even been an issue. I knew of teachers who got it on with the students, and I knew of one student who eventually married one of the teachers. They had like 5 kids. She's really HUGE now. Dang. This wasn't a back woods redneck school, either.

9:27 AM

 
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