My Definition

Generally I like to think I am clever. The other day I came up with 2 things.

(1) If your surname is Einstein that is a lot of pressure. The bar is probably set pretty high for you.

(2) I have seen definitions of Liberal and Conservative - but I have come up with my own - (this is where I think I am being clever)

Conservatives
Conservatives believe that you can make it on your own. If you can't, life will become increasingly difficult.

Liberals
Liberals believe that you can't make it on your own. If you can, life will become increasingly difficult.