(I am back and we have some things to discuss. Can't... control.... anger!"

Wednesday, February 15, 2006


"Tonight - on an all new "ER" - the ER erupts!! [shouting] A disaster that no one could have predicted - and no one was prepared for..."

God "ER" sucks. Does anyone watch this show anymore? I swear they have to keep one-upping themselves to the point where it is ridiculous. They had like a helicopter hit the ER - then a plane then a jet... "No one in the ER is prepared when Mars is pulled into the earths gravity well and smashes into the ER. [Kovac shouting] 'We've got casualties --- both Martian and American!! I need 2 units of O-negative STAT!! - oh and Kendra - the baby is mine and I do love you!"

In college (9 years ago - when this show didn't totally suck a bag) I used to watch it. It was awesome because my Roomate's parents were from India. His dad was a doctor. So one time we are discussing "ER" (you have to imagine this in a thick Indian accent for it to be awesome). "This show is ridiculous. Every man that comes through the door - they give him O-negative!! You don't just give every man O-negative [he is speaking excitedly with a thick accent - it is awesome] It is ridiculous - we don't behave like that! You type his blood - you don't just give him O-neg. You give him a Cherry Icee. [dammit - that was my racist side implying that all Indians work at convenience stores]"

Okay - bottom line "ER" sucks it.


Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

All these medical shows are the same. Disaster! Plague! Bombs! Unwanted babies! Yet somehow it's ok in the end, and love has struck two of the doctors who end up making out in a closet.
Maybe I'd watch it if they threw in some nudity every so often, but no such luck.

4:26 PM

Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

yeah really. Just one nipple would keep me coming back.

9:57 PM

Blogger Sarah said...

I stopped watching ER when George Clooney left. What was the point after that?

5:08 PM


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