I have a question
I am finishing my basement. Ever tile, every stud, every piece of drywall I put up with my own hands. So I am totally the f'ing man. Maybe some day I'll post pictures - but probably not - let's face it I am pretty lazy. Here is where the question comes in. On Monday night I was adding a heat duct to the family room. So I drill into the main heat duct for my house - cut a 6" hole with tin snips in the *main heat duct* of my house. This is not the kind of thing you can hit "Ctrl-z" and undo. Anyway, I connect the main dust to a new 6" duct - hook it to the vent on the ceiling ("i" before "e".... - ah who gives a fuck). So its 11:30pm (on a school night) and I am surrounded by pieces of ductwork, pieces of aluminum tape, my drill, tin snips, a pair of leather working gloves and my trusty razor blade. The vent is in and works like a fucking champ (oh and looks awesome). So I'm the man - right? Well I realize I am listening to a Billy Joel CD. (Not like the "Piano Man" or something quasi-manly) but stuff from River of Dreams - which is all sappy love stuff. So here is my question - am I gay?
11 Comments:
You are not gay because you listened to the River of Dreams cd. You are gay because you have sex with man.
9:25 AM
Make that "men". Plural.
9:26 AM
I'm not gonna say that you're gay, what with the tin snips, drill and razor blade around. I treasure my safety.
11:04 AM
Yes. Boris over there has it right. You are gay because you have sex with man.
6:18 PM
you know how I know you're gay, because when you're blowing me you always swallow. only the gays swallow.
8:01 PM
You are the seventh member of The Village People.
8:12 PM
Duh -- of course you're gay. What is this 'River of Dreams'?
9:28 PM
He's not the seventh member of the Village People. I AM.
I was a man and got a sex change. ;P
9:47 AM
um, some girls swallow, too
10:40 AM
Now that I think about it, wasn't one of the village people a construction worker?
6:17 PM
Yeah, it's hard to get by the having sex with a man thing.
Ride 'em cowboy.
10:04 PM
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