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The building I work in is old, in a big city and surrounded by alleys that people use as a toilet. So needless to say it smells frequently. Typically the stank season starts in late March - but due to global warming stank season starts earlier each year!!

The fun part about rank-ass smell is talking about it. John and I have a sport where we try to describe the smell - here is a trascript of an actual conversation.

[I walk into our company's computer room. The sewer smell is so bad it's like someone smacked me in the face. I decide to call John and tell him.]

J - yeah
S - yeah
S - Dude, the server room reaks (reeks, wreeks?)
J - bad?
S - It's like your family went on vacation for the week and your prankster friend shit in a microwave safe bowl - put it in the microwave and set it to run for 99 hours.
J - Then another neighbor came buy and saw the fire and pissed on it to put it out. Then ate it - then puked it up.
S - Then you come home and smell that.
J - Right.
S - Nice.
S - Alright. [hangs up]