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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Are you kidding me?

Just read this headline and look at the picture (I'll wait here for a minute.....). C'mon people!! If God is all powerful and can let his kid walk on water and be born without intercourse* is he going to show himself by staining a bridge abutment? Just like it says in Deuteronomy, "and the lord will cast light upon the land and his power will be visible to man. His glory will radiate on man - and you will know this day when he makes a stain on some bridge in Chicago" WTF? I mean everyone knows that God typically works in tortilla or birth marks - but not concrete. Concrete is a tough medium to work in - even for the all mighty. Generally Mary is chillin' on a knot of wood or something.

Let's see I have unlimited power - but I will show myself where bums stop to take a dump.

* - how much would this suck in the modern world. You go on a few dates but don't have sex. Your girlfriend gets pregnant (immaculant conception) but you assume she is cheating. Her parents disown her for being a lying whore - and you dump her ass. I guess Immaculant Conception is frowned upon a lot more now than back in the day.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scott, I think you will find the following two articles just as ridiculous (note: nothing to do with the Virgin Mary).



The second one is hilarious for two reasons: 1) the "It was pure hell" comment by one of the passengers and his referral to the Titanic as if he experienced that; and 2) one couple went to the casino to get their minds off the storm and have free drinks (must not have been "pure hell" from some people)!

1:35 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, don't click the second link. It apparently has stopped working. Use this one instead
Cruise Ship.

1:37 PM

Blogger TheUltimateCyn said...

OMG, I was bored as hell, surfing the blogs (at work no less...) and found your friends site (weenjammer)and clicked on yours from there - I have not laughed so damn hard in so long - (owww it hurts), you two are definately going on my favorite blogs list!

1:47 PM

Blogger Sarah said...

I remember one time in college my mom was talking about some chick who got pregnant real young or something, and all of a sudden she goes, "If you got pregnant I would hope that you would come to me." And I used the old Immaculate Conception line: "If I got pregnant, it would be an Immaculate Conception-that's for sure!" I was totally lying, and I'm sure it was a thinly veiled attempt at throwing my mom "off the trail" that I was having premarital sex. So lame. I almost used it again last year when she said something about me having sex, but since I was 27 and living with my boyfriend, I didn't want to overplay it. So I just sat still and quiet hoping she would forget what we were talking about. What the hell is wrong with me.

Does what I just wrote have anything to do with your post? I don't think so. You're fine.

4:48 PM

Blogger Weary Hag said...

This is great. Just this morning we were kicking this news topic around and the man of the house said damned near the same thing you did about God showing himself (or his mother for that matter) through a salt stain on an underpass.
As to immaculate conception, my eyes start to bleed when I try to wrap my brain around that one.

7:05 PM

Blogger John said...

is it like one of those pictures that go 3D when you cross your eyes or something? All I see is a closeup of a Vag.

11:55 AM

Blogger Carly said...

OK I consider myself someone who is religious but I could not see myself bringing flowers & a candle there...to a stain on a bridge?? What is up with that? Get a life, I say to those people. Miracle, my flabby a$$.

11:23 PM


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