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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Group Thinking

When people stop thinking for themselves and start being controlled by a group - generally it's about to hit the fan. Today is 04/18/06 - right? No big deal, no global significance? Okay - in about a month and a half it will be 06/06/06. Right 666 - I am sure some cults and maybe even real religions will go crazy. Now realize that repeatedly since 1 A.D. the calendar has changed. Even in American history the calendar has changed quite a few times. Assuming that God/Satan will do something on 06/06/06 means that you have been diluded into believing that God/Satan recognize day light savings, leap years, time zones etc. I am just saying don't strap on any special shoes and drink the Koolaid. I mean fake like you are drinking and the let everyone else die - then take their stuff.

By far the biggest concentration of group think is the mass media. Basically they decide what the public should be discussing. U.S. Troops build a bridge, save a woman in Iraq from rape, repair a school, foil a plot to blow up a mosque - these are things you will never hear about. The media has no interest in you knowing these things. 12 children in Cleveland have been burned to death by arson in Cleveland since Natalie Holloway got wasted, decided to not stay with her friends and got killed. There have been more Natalie Holloway storys than Abu Grahab - but no national coverage to find the KILLER of 12 children in Cleveland.

The media tells us what to think and what to fear.
Mad Cow - this was the panacea. Beef is deadly - take that you fat American bastards! They were falling all over themselves to report this. There are still a few reports here and there on this.
West Nile - Death could be swooping out of the sky to kill your elderly parents - your infant children!! I think maybe 5 people have died from this ever. More people die every year tipping Coke machines over on themselves trying to get their Mr. Pibb out.
Lyme Disease - see above.
Bird Flu - God dammit they want it SOOOOOO bad. [media] - "Please God let there be a pandemic. Please please please! I want to 'risk my life' to cover the story. We can cover the 'Bush is directing the vaccine away from minorities angle.' Oh, please please please - I swear God we will report every chicken that is infected - we will have our intern lick an infected seagulls ass if we can get this to jump en masse to humans. Please this will be a great story!"

17 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

Ahahahahahaha. Man I love you.

7:59 AM

 
Blogger Oh, that girl. said...

Brah-EFfing-Vo! You deserve a prize for that.

9:49 AM

 
Blogger slcup said...

I love you, but not that way.

10:40 AM

 
Blogger tfg said...

The stupidity of the American public cannot be overestimated.

1:25 PM

 
Blogger Derek said...

so that's why you made me lick that seagull's asshole!

10:54 PM

 
Blogger John said...

I can't believe you still think that was a seagull. Man if you'd only removed the blindfold.

11:11 PM

 
Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

Derek told me later that it was like touching his tongue to a 9 volt battery.

4:51 AM

 
Anonymous The blogs & Articles team. said...

This is just to let you know, that we found the recent post in your Blog, related to the bird flu virus, to be funny and with an interesting, though unusual point of view.

I suppose many in the media, WOULD behave in the way that you describe it!

We have today added that entry of your blog, to the "Recent Entries, from the Best Bird Flu Blogs & Articles on the Web" section of our web site: www.birdflubreakingnews.com.

Thank you for this and we hope that we will have further contributions from you, regrading the important subject of the bird flu.

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10:32 AM

 
Blogger Jacq said...

Couldn't have said it myself. What terror color are we in now, plaid?? I keep forgetting. Fucking media.

9:42 PM

 
Blogger tfg said...

I can't believe you still think that was a seagull. Man if you'd only removed the blindfold.

Like Frank Perdue used to say, "It takes a tough man to toss a tender salad." Frank and I were tight.

11:29 PM

 
Blogger "AG" said...

I agree.

6:47 PM

 
Blogger heather said...

As I tell my kids -

Stay away from the white goo - It might give you bird flu!

Okay, I don't really tell my kids that, but the press might want to run with that this next winter... Don't eat yellow snow OR white goo!

8:04 PM

 
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Actually I prefer a good hurricane or flood. Just as entertaining, and not likely to affect me directly. (I live inland.)

3:38 PM

 
Anonymous CP said...

Did people stop pissing you off?

3:00 AM

 
Blogger Jacq said...

Dang, Scott! Where did ya go? Hope all is well.

9:08 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check out magnificentwords.com following in the footsteps of group thinking!

8:23 AM

 
Blogger slcup said...

Scott, Honey. We miss you!

12:10 PM

 

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