Weird Feelings

Here are a few things that evoke weird feelings that you don't normally get.

• Booger finger. Ever get a booger on your finger an you like flick and shake but it won't come off? And the finally you think its off and really it moved to another finger? It is a weird kind of unique aggrevation
• Plugged toilet. Ever flush and the water goes up - not down? That is a special and unique kind of panic.
• Cops. Actually the toilet panic is not unique. The same ass-puckering fear comes when you are going 90MPH and blow past a cop. Man, that is a total "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" kind of panic.

Okay - there are more - but I have to write about Dr. Pepper.