"Ring Tones"
So I am "slammin' a Dew" (like the kids do) and I notice a contest where "1 in 3 gets a free ring tone" WTF? That is supposed to make me buy this? What makes me buy Mountain Dew is the hope that the caffine will help me survive another day in my job which is *seriously* pissing me off an totally hampering my blogging.
The kids get ring tones - and I think it is supposed to be so they can express themselves. My phone does not express me - it is a tool - like a fucking hammer. It exists for me to quickly convey information and then make people on the other end feel uncomfortable.
Wait - I kind of realized that my phone does represent me. It is cheap. Utilitarian. No frills. Functional, reliable. Oh and it has a huge cock.
posted by Scott at 7:17 AM
7 Comments:
I love ring tones. They make me happy. And I love my phone. I hate talking to you on it, though. When you're not looking I'm going to steal your phone and download some soft rock ring tones on there. So next time your wife calls to tell you your car was broken into you will hear the soothing sounds of "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Hall and Oates.
8:10 AM
Sarah, I will pay you cash money if you make Scott's phone ring with "Three times a lady."
12:49 PM
you said has but I think you meant "is a big cock".
9:20 PM
When I was a kid, we only had one ring tone...and goddammit, we liked it!
1:17 AM
This was funny, like three years ago when you wrote it.
Post something new, even if it's just some MSPaint of what it looks like when Lance Hot Fries, uh, "exit"...
7:40 AM
I have a new slogan for you:
"AXSOne - sucking the life out of people since 1995."
4:26 PM
come back to us Panda Bear, your anger fuels me.
12:29 AM
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