(I am back and we have some things to discuss. Can't... control.... anger!"

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

The Post below this one is TRUE

I have had a couple people ask me if that story is real. Holy shit stack up some bibles and I will swear on them. Haul a jury in here and I will tell the same story - it is TRUE.

Okay - speaking of bibles - I am really stupid on 2 things in life
(shit apparently math too).

Anyway, I will have a detailed post on my ignorance of religion. But if you are like me - be warned - tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. EVERY Year this day sneaks up on me - I realize they put Marti Gras right infront of it to warn you - but I forget every year. So I am in the elevator on the way to work and I'll see some guy that has "gotten his ashes". But my pagan ass forgets what day it is - so I have to look at him a few times and think - dude you have some shit on your forehead. Then I figure it out and feel like a total dick. So just a heads up on the Ash forehead thing tomorrow.


Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

It's even worse when they go to one of the churches that actually DRAWS THE ENTIRE CROSS on their faces. There's a line like this ------ across their forehead, and then the | down the nose. They're in the elevator lookin' like an extra from the Braveheart movie, and you're supposed to ignore it.

5:06 PM

Blogger John said...

Even after reading this post at 10:11 PM the night before, I will inevitably forget and wonder what the fuck when I see the first ashhole walking in the mall tomorrow morning. I'm going to hell.

10:11 PM


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