People who apologize for not blogging regularly

Listen you ego-centric fuck - I realize this may come as a shock to you but your blog is not the center of my universe (I mean except Sarah's). I really don't give a shit when/if you ever blog again. Please don't make some long "Sorry I haven't posted in a while I was on vacation" or "I was skiing" or "My cat needed liver transplant". No one gives a fuck. Just write something or don't - don't write something about how you didn't write something.